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Hello everybody, I'm Yasochika Iemura, Third seat of 4th company, who many say is better looking without glasses! With pen in hand, I express the anguish of middle management personnel in the form of a daily clinical log. I hope you will read this all the way to the end. The 4th company general relief station has been busy ever since the ryoka problem started. The Today, Madarame and Ayasegawa of 11th company ignored my instructions to rest and chatted it up on the veranda. I just wish Mr. KON'S ME-ME DIARY: AUGUST 8, CLOUDY. I took Ichigo's place when he went to the Soul Society. I thought his family would be overjoyed to see him. SISTER A: Had a guilty look on her face SISTER B: Seemed totally uninterested. FATHER A: Was obsiously annoyed. What the heck is this? Are they upset about splitting the watermelon four ways? AUGUST 10, SUNNY. When Ichigo left, he said he was going on a trip for a month. But why do I have to take care of his family? It's not like I care what happens to them! I said those words and kicked a pebble to a distant galaxy. That's when I sensed someone's burning stare!! It turned out to be some weird kids staring at me. They jumped me before I even had the time to think. DANGER!!! I guess these kids lover soccer. They fell in love with my powerful kick (maybe nobody remembers this, but I've got incredible leg strength!!) and wanted me on their team. Get lost! I don't have time to play with kids!! But then one of them said something that really got to me!!! Please!! If you play for us, I'll give you my favorite magazine--bikini busters!!! One look at it and your eyes will pop out of your head!! AUGUST 11, SUNNY. Their friendship and love of soccer got to me, so I decided to help them. We started practicing at their secret base--the local park. My talents as a stiker quickly bloomed, but I had no idea of the tragedy that awaited me!! When I returned to the Kurosaki's, there was something odd about Ichigo's room. I opened the desk drawer, and...IT'S GONE!!! Gone was the perfect body that I'd brought back in my bag from the Urahara Shoten!! It's not where I left it!! How?! Why?! Am I doomed to be Ichigo forever?! Wait--I don't have time to be writing in a diary!! What am I gonna do?!! YUZU'S SUPER HEARTFELT DIARY: AUGUST 8, CLOUDY. Ichigo came home this morning out of the blue. I was kind of suprised since dad had said that Ichigo would be gone all summer. I was really happy to see him! He said he'd lost his ticket for the bullet train and come home. How cute! ♥ What shall we do together tomorrow? ♥ AUGUST 9, RAINY. Ichigo's been acting weird ever since he got back. All he wants to do is watch TV shows with girls in bikinis. Maybe that's normal for guys his age, but it's like he's trying to avoid me. Come to think of it, he looks kind of different. AUGUST 11, SUNNY. I was cleaning Ichigo's room when I saw something sticking out of a drawer. It looked somehow familiar. I had to find out what it was. I knew I shouldn't, but slowly I opened the drawer...and what I found there was...!! |